Oh, and one more thing...

"We're all mad here."

(via terrible)

(Source: its-just-j0rdan, via suck-my-fandoms)

I’ll fight for you, but I will not compete for you. There’s a difference.


*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via phobias)



your dad left you because he couldn’t right


(via irritatingblonde)


Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

(Source: bearholdt, via hotboyproblems)


My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via bridgetdreaming)


if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via armadillo)


*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(via irritatingblonde)

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

(Source: peachvenom, via irritatingblonde)

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